Former Gov. Spitzer has a thing for Kristins

I wouldn't want to hurt you financially in this period of recession.

 

So you DO charge extra. I knew it.

 

did you see what kind of girls Bill got for free? Yikes!

 

OK, the new hooker looked hot in the first picture I saw of her. But she didn't look that great in the other ones.....

 

It's been my personal experience that a Kristin is trouble.

Don't know about Kirsten or Kristen or Christin or Christen or Kristain.

 

She did, indeed.

 

There's something about Kristins. The one that got away, for me, was a Kristin. She couldn't hold her drink, but she could suck a cock.

 

Agreed with Lynch and BigDog twice in the last 28 hours. I need a pill, a stiff drink or an enema. I cheerfully accept the second.

There is something about Kristins. Mine couldn't manage her liquor neither. I recall being at home after work and getting a call from the state police that if I didn't come and pick her ass up (DUI), she would be jailed. She used her wiles on that cop, too.

 

I love the last line in the newsday story saying a source said she personally serviced Spitzer.

Nice journalism right there.

 

Morgenthau says this is BS.

 

I'd pay money NOT to sleep with that thing.

 

Sorry, I will never use my blackberry again to text message anything.

What I meant to write was the following:

Here I am, sitting at an awful D-League game between Iowa and Ft. Wayne, and I'm laughing my ass off after reading the headline that the Post had on Spitzer. Got to hand to the Post, they are fucking geniuses when it comes to writing up headlines.

'Ho no, more stories on poor 'ho Spitzer!