Forget texting, this is the real danger behind the wheel

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area-police-say/19387991

True story ... about 20 years ago, I was driving to work one day and doing about 70 on what was then a 55-mph highway. Out of nowhere, a car closes fast with headlights flashing and horn blaring.

As I pull to the right lane to get out of the way, I look over and notice it's a 20-something female applying makeup in the rear-view mirror as she whips around me doing about 100.

I'd have been more impressed if she had been doing what the lady in the story above was doing.

And believe me, the mugshot with the story is definitely more than enough.

 

Darwin Award: She's doing it right.

Tho I sure in the hell wonder where the ex-husband's cajones are.

 

That guy shown in the picture needed a new dye job and haircut.

Where's the picture of the woman?

 

If pics, GTFO.

 

CC Deville's really let himself go.

 

But keeping the bikini area clean, thank god.

 

Two quick hits.
1, Did she nick herself shaving?
2, Does her pubic area look better than she does?

 

TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.

 

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This Thread Is Worthless Without Photos; let's not post any.

 

I dunno. I'm kind of torn. In a morbid way, I'd like to see how close of a shave she got.