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Forget texting, this is the real danger behind the wheel

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Calvin Hobbes, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member


    True story ... about 20 years ago, I was driving to work one day and doing about 70 on what was then a 55-mph highway. Out of nowhere, a car closes fast with headlights flashing and horn blaring.

    As I pull to the right lane to get out of the way, I look over and notice it's a 20-something female applying makeup in the rear-view mirror as she whips around me doing about 100.

    I'd have been more impressed if she had been doing what the lady in the story above was doing.

    And believe me, the mugshot with the story is definitely more than enough.
  2. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    She was on her way to meet her boyfriend but her ex-husband was holding the wheel so she could, um, prepare for the visit.

    I have a headache.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Darwin Award: She's doing it right.

    Tho I sure in the hell wonder where the ex-husband's cajones are.
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    That guy shown in the picture needed a new dye job and haircut.

    Where's the picture of the woman?
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    If pics, GTFO.
  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    CC Deville's really let himself go.
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    But keeping the bikini area clean, thank god.
  8. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Two quick hits.
    1, Did she nick herself shaving?
    2, Does her pubic area look better than she does?
  9. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.
  10. Drip

    Drip Active Member

  11. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    This Thread Is Worthless Without Photos; let's not post any.
  12. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    I dunno. I'm kind of torn. In a morbid way, I'd like to see how close of a shave she got.
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