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Forget diamonds, pearls or chocolates

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Idaho, Mar 4, 2007.

  1. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    The cool way to impress strippers is to give them body parts from cadavers

  2. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    "Hmmmmmmmm . . . "

  3. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Oops. Misread "hand" as "head".

    New alternate thread title: Strip club patron avoids jail for hand job
  4. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    I don't even want to know what she wanted to do with the hand...actually, I do.
  5. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Hand job for stripper does not result in happy ending
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I like how he justified stealing the hand by saying he didn't know it was illegal. Apparently, he never considered, you know, the moral implications of such an action.
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    What one hand giveth, the other hand taketh away.
  8. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    scary that someone with judgment this poor was almost a doctor.
  9. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    As long as it wasn't MJ's hand, I'm OK with it.[/dudebelow]
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    MR. HAND!

    Mr: Hand: Mr Spicoli, what is the meaning of this? This is a major disturbance during MY TIME.

    Spicoli: I've been thinking about this Mr. Hand. If your here, and I'm here, isn't it OUR time? I'm just about to have a little feast on our time."
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Which hand was it.... Thing from The Adams Family or the Office Depot hand?
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Hey, you've got to hand it to the guy --- he tried to get a grip on an idea for an unusual, yet memorable, gift and found it within his grasp. It wasn't much of a reach; all he did was let his fingers do the walking. I just hope he avoided any manual labor and didn't get any hand-me-downs as a gift for her.

    This is the most original idea I've heard of in years. Hands down.
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