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For those in the Northeast ... a snow haiku

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by budcrew08, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    On only 3 hours sleep, I sit awake after helping dig my fiancee's car out of the snow to help her so she can get to work.

    In honor of that, I bring to you a snow haiku.

    "This snow sucks major ass;
    State, county plows need to plow now;
    Can we move down south?

    For those dealing with this in the Northeast (or anyone else who would like to join in!), lets hear a good one.

    (You guys can do better than mine!) :p
  2. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Why must I marry?
    Singles sleep and sleep and sleep
    Their cars white with snow.
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    We have lots of rain
    cold, windy, rain, go away now
    but, thank God no snow!
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Patriots giving 21??
    Where is my bookie?
    Take the Jets and points in snow
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Haiku thread exists
    It's 5-7-5, dammit!
    Perhaps I'll bump it.
  6. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    yo, chill out there, dude
    snow sucks, people demand fun
    haikus for all, now!
  7. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    we call it cold here
    temperature in low-40s
    howdy from sun belt
  8. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    Snow and rain are fine.
    Shoveling sleet sucks big time.
    Back'll hurt all day.
  9. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    Nice work... I knew you guys' haikus would be much better than mine.

    Upon further review, mine ended up 6-8-5 instead of 5-7-5, so there you go.

    'I am full of fail;
    Can't even get haiku right;
    Got to get more sleep."
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I read all your words,
    but talk of snow confuses;
    Twice in three years here.
  11. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    No snow in the 'East
    Nothing but slush on the ground
    Damn you, fat Al Gore.
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Fuck Northeast whiners.
    It's a whiteout in Cleveland!
    Our game's on the lake.
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