For the beer drinkers - how many of these have you done?

The hardest part about the 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes thing is not inhaling too much air. You get the burbs, you're done.

 

Six. I need to do more.

 

I've done 15.

1, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 16, 17, 19, 21, 24 (it was part of the job), 33, 34, 37.

I'm disappointed drinking a case of beer in one night wasn't on there. I would have had 16.

 

I've done 2, but I still have about 2 years left of college, so I'm going to get to work on doing more of them. I think I'll start tomorrow. I can't do the bar ones yet, but I'll start on those next summer.

 

None.

 

Twelve.

 

Fourteen, mostly the most harmless and generous of the ones on the list.

 

Fifteen: 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 18, 19, 21, 24, 26, 28, and 30. I'll be adding #36 in the near future.

#40 is classic: Go to your place of worship loaded.
Not so loaded they’ll finger you as a walking incarnation of Demon Rum, just enough to make the droning sermons lip-bitingly hilarious. It’s often said that liquor can bring you closer to God, so just think how close you’ll be when you’re hammered in his house.

As I'm prone to say on Christian holy days: Get hammered for Jesus 'cause he got nailed for you!

 

33

Exceptions are 5, 6, 14, 20, 34, 35, 40

I loosely defined a couple (what constitutes a 'crowded bar' exactly?)

 

I've been carried home, and I've made a fifth my bitch any number of times.

I'm thinking that's about it on that list.

I need to drink more.

 

My infamous alcohol moments:

Sometime in 1993 - A friend of a friend casts me in a Revolting Cocks video he's directing. The down times of the week long shoot are spent drinking fifths of Jack Daniels with Al Jourgensen while listening to hardcore honkytonk music. Also, the possibility of forming a Canned Heat tribute band becomes an inside joke.

Halloween 1996 - Consumed a fifth of Jack Daniels in under a minute. Was fine for about 30 minutes then everything looked like I was riding the Tilt-a-Whirl.

April 2005 - Drinking with coworkers at a bar. Go outside to see someone off and am denied reentry into the bar. I convince the bouncer to let me back in so that I can let the person driving me home know that I'll be outside. After fifteen minutes the bouncer enters the bar looking for me. He finds me at the bar with a pitcher of beer in each hand. I do not remember any of this. Coworkers filled in the details of my blackout.

 

Jesus, I was a drunk! 1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 19, 21, 26, 28, 30, 31, 32, 33, 36 and 40.