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For $350, she'll slap the ugly right out of you

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by LongTimeListener, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    San Francisco's newest boutique will practice the Thai massage technique of face-slapping.


    Tata pinched a chunk of this reporter's cheek and wiggled it, the way a grandma does when you get 100 percent on a spelling test. She tugged at it, pushed it sideways, smoothed it with her fingers. The music was thumping. Thump, thump, thump. Then came the right hand again, harder this time.

    Whap! Whap! WHAP!

    Barney Stinson shudders.
  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I don't do massages, with slapping or without.
    I don't like people in my personal space and I don't like a lot of superfluous touching.
    It's the reason I don't like the dental hygenist.
  3. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Don Draper feels $350 is a little steep, but will pay in cash anyway, thanks.
  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    This guy will do it, but only if you go first.

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