Footloose: Maybe it Was A Documentary

You can all blow me.


After the foam dance.

 

On a serious note, these people obviously have no clue about how teens dance these days. Yes, it's sexual, yes, it's different from what it was in the 1950s, but that doesn't mean kids are fucking on the dance floor or doing so afterward.

 

Yeah, but you're the kind of girl who holds hands under the table at the malt shoppe.

 

You promised you wouldn't tell!

 

Credit to foaf for finding this.

 

Catjacks rarely leave me breathless, but that pic is pretty damn funny

 

DANGER: INAPPROPRIATE PHOTO FROM NIGHT STORM MYSPACE PAGE.

NSFH (Not. Safe. For. Humans.)

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Heisman, baby.

 

Just hands?
Bummer.

 

I love it when people try to pawn their own shitty parenting on somebody, anybody or anything else.

 

Fixed.

 

Hey! When they were kids it was straight to the sock hop and then home. High school kids didn't drink or have sex back then.