FoodBeast.com's "So apparently we've been XXXXing all wrong" series

I learned last week that I had been eating bananas incorrectly my entire life. Now I eat them like a monkey: http://vimeo.com/5801497

 

Aprapos of nothing: Why don't muffins have frosting?

 

Because then they would be cupcakes. It's a blatant attempt to pass fattening baked goods off as breakfast foods.

 

But that doesn't stop pancakes and waffles from getting chocolate chips and peanut butter and whipped cream and fruit toppings that probably do double duty at dinner for sundaes. A cream cheese frosting on a blueberry muffin? What the heck, I wasn't going to use the rest of my life anyhow ...

 

I was about to report back on this: We had cupcakes at work, and I used this method. They were very dainty, but they held up for the rip AND it made for a more enjoyable eating experience. Terrific.

 

All those times you ate a candy bar out of someone's ass?

So apparently, you were eating it all wrong.

 

More of the same, in picture-only form:

http://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/48998678919/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier

The interstate exit one blew my mind. I had no idea.

 

the key is to twist it off, not tear it.

 

I have a very assertive grip.

 

I've never understood why Americans haven't stolen Nutella for breakfast from the Europeans.

 

I had four different letters in my mind for the Xs.

 

Kung Fu Grip?