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Florida woman arrested for living her best life

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Dec 28, 2015.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Florida. Meth. Wal-Mart. Rotisserie chicken. Everything you want in a story is right here.

    Woman arrested for riding motorized cart through Wal-Mart while eating chicken, drinking wine

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So I guess my New Year's Eve plans are on hold now.
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Drinkin' wine, spodee-odee!
    dixiehack likes this.
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    So as long as I pay for the food and drink, and leave my gear at home, I'm good to go.
  5. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Why aren't the motorized carts at Target ever used, but every cart at Wal-Mart seems to be constantly in use?
  6. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    The chicken, cinnamon rolls, sushi, and muffin probably made up $30.00 of that.
  7. Thinner clientele.
    There's no such thing as peopleoftarget.com
    Vombatus likes this.
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Plus, Target is a French company that doesn't allow the Salvation Army's kettle out front.
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That job's gotta suck. You probably hear those fucking jingle bells in your head for three months.
  10. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    They have the mugshot on there and, geez, at first glance she looked like she was about 12 years old.
  11. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    I was imagining someone in much rougher condition than that before I clicked.
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