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Florida Man takes it to another level

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, Sep 26, 2016.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That took balls, man.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I think we can stop the Florida Man voting now. We have a winner.
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    But what was he 'writing on the ground'? The story never says.

    Also, I find it hard to believe that these are accurate quotes from his companion:
    'I was puzzled about what he was going to do next.'
    'Remarkably, he seemed quite calm as began cutting.'
  5. I think this is a fake story....
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I think you're right.
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    It's well done though. If you were going to select a place in Florida where a meth addict could conceivably feed his pecker to an alligator, Lake County is a top five selection, maybe top three.
  8. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    Ace likes this.
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I won't believe this story until Adam Schefter tweets out the medical file.
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    That story is way fake.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Yeah. The fellow meth head sure makes a pretty good witness. I do like how the "Boston Leader" is respectful of middle-aged meth heads and calls them "Mr," though.
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