Florida Man ... and Florida Women

This cute couple deserve each other ... FYI, they were arrested in a beach town 35 miles north of Jacksonville near the Georgia border.

Nassau Sheriff's Office: Couple follow DUI arrest by having sex in patrol car

1. Arrested for DUI on bicycles.
2. Strip and have sex in the back of the patrol car.

Don't tell me this guy doesn't know how to show a lady a good time.

 

Put the oral in Florida.

 

Me, before hitting the link: "Please, God, let it be Fernandina Beach."

Yes!

Multiple unanswered questions:

1. Did the arresting officer not cuff them first, especially hands behind the back? It's almost impossible to scratch your own arm in that position, let alone take off all your clothes.
2. The space in the backseat of a normal patrol car is damn small. I'm impressed!
3. The officer who let the guy elude him when he tried to "intervene" ought to be required to retake the course on restraining a suspect.
4. Please tell me a naked guy running through a shopping center did not "arouse" suspicion.

 

Man alive, in this case would be better without a pic.
Was she on her way to film a Skittles commercial?

 

She wasn't so much hit with the ugly stick as poked with it, several times, in the face.

 

Nah, fell out of the ugly tree and bounced off several branches on her way to the ground.

 

Any dashcam footage?

 

Asking for a friend?

 

I sense a new franchise coming from the artists who brought us Fake Taxi.

 

After the dog began interacting with the camel, the couple crawled in to get it, officials said. While inside, the camel sat on the woman and she bit the animal, a male dromedary, to get it off of her.

She said, ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,” Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. said.

In wild encounter, woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel to escape, officials say

 

Boy, that UF-LSU game is going to be a hum-dinger.