Fletch Won news: Very disappointing

Horrible, horrible news. Was Zac Efron not returning their calls or something?

As long as there's a Dana Wheeler-Nicholson cameo, I'm good for $8.50.

"No children?"
"No, no elephant books."

 

Breathe easy.

Using the whole fist there, Doc?

 

Wow, that's a really embarassing db. Not only was that a YEAR ago, but... I posted on that thread. (Though it was before the Jackson announcement.) I swear I must have suffered mental trauma and blacked out 'cause I have no memory of that.

At this point, I just hope the movie never gets made. In its present configuration, it'll just sully the rep of the other Fletch flicks.

 

Dr. Rosenpenis? Arnold Babar to see you.

 

You called?

Even at its best -- with Smith and Lee attached -- I didn't feel good about this. I know the original film wasn't so much true to the spirit of the books, but it remains an all-time classic.

Now? Please, don't even bother. The only possible saving grace is that it might drive a new generation to seek out the original.

 

Nugent. Ted Nugent.

 

C'mon, it's all ball-bearings these days -- ayyyyy!"

 

My other misgivings about a new Fletch is that it'll give that assclown Chevy a chance to come out of hibernation. The once funny icon has become a very bitter and unfunny old man.

 

Looks like our problems may just be solved.

Ed McMahon.

Irwin M. Fletcher, you choose.

Woooooeeeeee! I lost...again.

Sorry.

 

Bend over.

Hi Ben, nice to meet ya'. Victor Hugo.

 

You and Tommy Lasorda ... I hate Tommy Lasorda (punches picture on wall).

 

I'm getting In-n-Out. Want some?

I'll just take the In.