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Flavor Flav Roast On Comedy Central

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Aug 12, 2007.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Ross is the only reason I'd watch Flavor Flav's roast. I'll YouTube that later.
     
  2. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Didn't Lampanelli win the Preakness in 2003?
     
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    "Carrot Top, you look like your doctor got halfway through your sex change and said 'Fuck it.'"
     
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This is fucking hilarious.
     
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    This is impossible! How do you embarrass a crackhead who wears a viking helmet? How do we roast charcoal?

    -- Jeff Ross.
     
  6. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Jeff Ross is the best roaster by far. At the roast of Pam Anderson, he referred to how Kurt Cobain looked better than Courtney Love that night. Jaws dropped.

    My favorite, from the Drew Carey roast: "You look like Barney Rubble and Buddy Holly had a baby and then peed on it."
     
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Holy Christ. The "We all know Flav likes sticking it to the white man, and that white man is Brigitte Nielsen" made me laugh out loud.
     
  8. It's 2:20 in the fucking a.m. here ... why are they bleeping shit out?
     
  9. Lampanelli is letting them roll now:

    "I f***** more black men than FEMA and I wouldn't touch him."

    Flavor of Love girls:
    "they look like the 3 a.m. shift at the Jacksonville, Fla. Waffle House."
     
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Lampanelli KILLS at those things.

    She had Ice-T wetting himself.
     
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Greg Giraldo to Carrot Top:

    What happened to your face? You look retarded. How did the plastic surgeon add a chromosome?
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    "Your hands are so small, you'd have to wear boxing gloves to fist me" - Lampanelli to Patton Oswalt.
     
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