Flaccid teacher limps to three embarrassments with teen

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A example of alliteration being a mixed blessing.

 

"You're also addicted to alliteration... I needed an avalanche of Advil."

 

Hey, I don't let the crap sneak into my copy...so I inflcit it on the board. ;D

 

Whatever winds your watch, writing.

Perhaps people panned it plenty, but "pert pubis" played positively punchy per me.

 

That's some mighty fine work, Zeke.

 

Five-point deduction for failure to use the word "priapic."

 

Yeah, but the guy was anything but priapic. Can a guy in his 20s get a Viagra Rx?

 

Dammit! I thought of "phallic," but that isn't alliterative. Damn you, Bastard!

Post-priapic porn peddler was just sitting there, and I missed it.

 

You're tense about the debate.
Relax.
You know, it happens to, like, everyone sooner or later.

 

Cialis: When the moment is right for statutory rape in your mobile home.

 

That's the first time I've ever alliterated, I swear!

I was just really attracted to this thread and I guess I felt a lot of pressure to make a perfect post. (Damn, it happened again!)

 

It's not your fault. You probably had too much to drink.

You Irish are known for that.