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Five things you should never do before sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Missionary, with the lights off.


    ...


    What? They're old. Old people do that sort of stupid shit.
     
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Do you think they ever do it doggy style in cornfields? Just, you know, to mix it up a little.
     
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    They come toward the middle.
     
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I bet both of them are screamers.
     
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member


    To change things up, they flip-flop.
     
  6. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Tell her you are going to fuck her right in the balls.
     
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Tell her your close friends call you Manky.
     
  8. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

     
  9. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Ouch.
     
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