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Five things you should never do before sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Taco Bell
    Taco Bell
    Taco Bell
    Taco Bell
    Taco Bell
     
  2. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    That applies to both the front door and the back door.
     
  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Bravo.
     
  4. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Do you leave your wallet in the trunk or the wheel well whilst in the cornfield? I forget.
     
  5. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Sober up.
     
  6. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Say "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
     
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Question her loyalty to the Steelers.
     
  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Ask if he's been in the pool.
     
  9. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Outing alert: Rip is Roethlisberger.
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Don't let her see your dick before it is erect.
     
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  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Discuss politics.
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Speaking of which, how do James Carville and Mary Matalin ever fuck?
     
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