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Five people you wish would go away

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by micropolitan guy, Jun 3, 2006.

  1. Job Sisyphus

    Job Sisyphus New Member

    1. My boss
    2. His boss
    3. His boss
    4. His boss
    5. His boss.
  2. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    A poll of the 397 voices in my head was conducted. ( Total votes in parentheses.)

    1. Johnny Knoxville (127)
    2. The guy who got the Ghostbusters thrown in jail. (73)
    3. Carrot Top (54)
    4. Ashton Kutcher (33)
    5. The guy from "Saw II" who threw that chick in the syringes. (24)

    2nd Team
    1. That NBA wannabe groupie from ESPN that wrote "The Sixth Man." (17)
    2. Whoever green-lighted "Broken Flowers." (14)
    3. Insert Little Leaguer's dad's name here. (11)
    4(t). Andy Milonakis (9)
    4(t). Wade Boggs (9)

    Others receiving votes: Bob Saget (5); Jimmy Fallon (4); anyone from "My Sweet 16" (4); The Governator (3), Me (3); Ric Flair (2); Bam Margera (1); Ja Rule (1); Big Boy on 95.5 FM in Detroit (1); Stat Boy (1); Jean Claude Van Damme (1)
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    1. Jennifer Aniston
    2. My sister-in-law (BITCH!)
    3. Conrad Burns
    4. Not the most current ex, but the one before him
    5. Donald Rumsfeld

    Honorable Mentions: Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, Toby Keith and Dubya.
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Roger Clemens
    Tom Cruise
    Isiah Thomas
    Jim Dolan

    Really, anything after the first three would just be gravy.
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    1. Shania Twain, or at least the dude who sang her song in the Chevy Colorado commercial. Man, I can't stand that woman.
    2. Bill Self. And his colon.
    3. Ainsley Wellinghoff's mom. And her golf clubs.
    4. John Ashcroft, the Antichrist.
    5. My ex, my ex, my ex.
    Honorable mention: Me.
  6. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    1. Fred Phelps
    2. Pat Robertson
    3. Fredo Bush
    4. Oprah
    5. David Glass
  7. What he said. Except "Her boss" for No. 4
  8. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    1. Bill O'Reilly
    2. JT The Brick
    3. Terrell Owens
    4. Roger Clemens
    5. Rasheed Wallace

    Wait a second. No. 5 has already gone away.
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Shotty shoots, he scores!
  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    1. Osama
    2. The President of Iran
    3. Bill O'Reilly
    4.Terrel Owens
    5. Imus

    Honorable Mentions
    Tom Cruise
    The United States Senate
  11. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Besides the unelected president (who will prayerfully be going back to Crawford sometime in early 2007):

    1. Grover Norquist
    2. Michael Savage
    3. Bill Simmons
    4. Ann Coulter
    5. Corey Feldman
  12. joe

    joe Active Member

    Saint Kurt
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