Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes, or congrats sportschick

At our senior awards ceremony in high school, the kid who got the perfect attendance award wasn't there to accept it. Now sc is not here to be praised for always being here. What are the odds?

 

You know more about math machines than BYH does about living a full life.

 

I have the Google. I can find almost anything.

BYH > mikey in the Department of Life Fullness.

 

Yeah, but BYH is gonna die soon.

 

Oh, you haven't heard? The whole world is going to end soon. Some scientists have built a doomday machine in Europe.

I think there was a thread someplace ... quite sure I saw one somewhere.

 

I thought I was doing good with 118 days online.

Oh well.

 

Oh, you mean the device that caused me to shit on my office floor Tuesday night before I left work, only to return Wednesday still alive with a shit-smelling office that still hasn't cleared up? Hell, I'm not a janitor. I ain't cleaning it.

 

ANd I thought I spent a lot of time here...

 

TI paid for a good chunk of my college education. They will always be my calculator of choice.

 

It is the height of rudeness to talk about someone behind their back when they're aren't around.

I hate you all, except PO, who is my soulmate.

 

Boo.