First-world problems

We'll agree to disagree. No shame in moderation.

 

My wife gets warm easily. I beg her not to turn on the air con but she doesn't listen. She promises it's just for a couple minutes, but she'll leave it indefinitely unless I turn it off. It's 70 degrees outside!

 

Although I haven't seen the sun in nearly two weeks, it's too hot outside to wash my $50,000 truck.

 

Yeah, this is the exact right tone for these posts. I keep looking at and thinking about this thread, and all that keeps coming up in my mind is this:

You know what? I don't have any problems.

 

The maid service I use once a week screwed up my laundry. Those jerks!

 

OK. OK. I washed it. And now it's covered with pollen, again.

 

I hate to drive my wife's new car because of the way the information on the satellite radio screen is displayed. The screen is about 5 inches high and about 6 inches wide, yet they can't figure out a way to fit the entire name of the artist, album and song title. I get crap like:

Bruce Springste
Darkness on the Edge o
Something in the Nig

I can't believe this irritates me as much as it does.

 

Where the hell do you get pollen at this time of year?

 

I feel your pa

 

Ruben Rivas built your screen?

 

And pa has a little more spring in his step these days.

 

Now THAT'S funny; thanks.