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First-world problems

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Wake up at 4 AM and I am out of beer and toilet paper.
     
    Vombatus, Mar 7, 2015
    #25
  2. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Food storage containers all have a hollow rim so that when I take them out of the dishwasher they drip all over the dry dishes.
     
    HC, Mar 7, 2015
    #26
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  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    I'm frustrated by the online message board I frequent.
     
    93Devil, Mar 7, 2015
    #27
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    My backup quarterback on my fantasy team got hurt and sucked this season. And there was nobody good to pick up,on the waiver wire.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Mar 7, 2015
    #28
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Stupid restaurant ran out of the all-you-can-eat prime rib again.
     
    Riptide, Mar 7, 2015
    #29
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    My daughter complained that her donut had too much glaze on it this morning. First world, and just...wrong.
     
    expendable, Mar 7, 2015
    #30
  7. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    I swear this video game is cheating to make me lose.
     
    Rusty Shackleford, Mar 7, 2015
    #31
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    So I have TVs and monitors galore on my desk, with packages for all the sports. Pretty sweet. But the friggin HD is out. C'mon, really?
     
    Moderator1, Mar 7, 2015
    #32
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Where the fuck is the Vitamin Water?
     
    Riptide, Mar 7, 2015
    #33
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I'm at a bar drinking. The civil thing to do is get up and go pee. The third world animal in me wants to whip it out and pee on the floor. Choices, choices.
     
    Vombatus, Mar 7, 2015
    #34
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  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Problem solved. Went to the can and pissed in the sink. Rinsed clean - hey it's the same as pissing in the gym showers - George.
     
    Vombatus, Mar 7, 2015
    #35
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The can didn't have a toilet?


    Meanwhile, we have TWO Keurigs at the office. TWO. And neither is functional right now. I have go to downstairs for coffee!?!?! Really?
     
    Moderator1, Mar 7, 2015
    #36
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