First-world problems

The food portions are way too big at many restaurants.

 

On my last business trip, I got stuck with a Nissan Maxima for my rental car. How in the world does a $30K car not have a USB port in 2015?

 

I get frustrated when I try to get some work done in bed and only have one monitor instead of two.

 

Monitors in bed? Methinks you're doing it wrong.

 

In Mother Russia, TV channel is watching you.

 

It's ludicrous that I'm still waiting for Netflix to put Season Seven of Sons of Anarchy online.
Also, I'm starting to get really pissed off at McDonalds and Wendy's. When I order plain cheeseburgers, I expect plain cheeseburgers. Just cheese, bread and burger. Stop making me take my food back to you because you kept all the shit I didn't order on it.

 

sun spots blanked out the picture while I was watching a TV show this afternoon so now I'll have to record it off OnDemand.

 

The AC blows too cold when I turn it to High.

 

A thread Tom Brady will never click on in his entire life.

 

My wife's favorite restaurant doesn't carry any of my favorite craft beers.

 

Wake up at 3 in the a.m. hankering for Honey Nut Cheerios only to find out the box is empty, so you pour a big bowl of regular Cheerios and douse them with sugar.