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First there was the War on Drugs. Now there's the War on Skittles

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Dumbassery reaches new heights. Don't these people have kids to teach?


    A New Haven, Conn., middle school honours student, suspended for buying candy from a classmate, will have the discipline expunged from his record, the superintendent of schools said Wednesday night.

    Michael Sheridan also was stripped of his title as class vice-president, barred from attending an honours student dinner and suspended for a day after buying a bag of Skittles last month from a classmate.

    It violated the school's "wellness" policy.

    An administrator busted Michael with the candy in his pocket.
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    The War on Easter (candy)!
  3. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Give me a fucking break. And we wonder why our children don't grow up to be well-adjusted adults.
  4. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I love Skittles, but I hate the grape ones. I actually throw them out instead of eating them whenever I buy a bag.
  5. GBNF

    GBNF Active Member

    You're probably the guy who steals all the strawberry Starburst, too, eh Norm?"


    PS - You're right, grape sucks. Go green!
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    WTF? They have rules against bake sales and candy fundraisers so they bust the kids for skittles? What, was the one kid raising funds to restore John Rowland's good name?
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The woosification of America continues...
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Orange, green and yellow, in that order.

  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Personally I like Smarties.


    Red ones are the best.
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  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    What a ridiculous, fucking story. I can't wait to have kids so I can watch this shit happen first-hand.
  11. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    By Smarties, you mean...


    I've never seen the ones of which you speak.
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  12. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Must be the Canuckistan version.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
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