First there was "Rocky Balboa" ...

That's the bloodiest trailer I've ever seen. Bloodier than Hostel.

And it will be a horrible movie. If this was not John Rambo and instead John Smith, would anyone watch it?

He must die at the end of this one.

 

Pocahontas wouldn't.

 

Ok, so it wasn't just me that was surprised to see such a graphic trailer. Shooting that one guy to pieces, it looked like something out of a video game.

 

Yeah, that was cool.

 

How dare you, you Pussy_Eatan Cockdian charmion.

 

It was also the funniest trailer I've seen in a long, long time. Wow.

 

I can honestly say I liked the last two Rocky's (I lose track of numbers so -- the one with Tommy Morrison and this latest one) far better than the one where he beats Carl Weathers, the one with Carl Weathers, the Russian one.

If I had to rank them (I think there were six, correct), I'd have Rocky Balboa as the second best one behind the first one. The worst one had to be the one with the Russian guy, who could like punch a hole in a tank but couldn't knock out Rocky despite landing about 300 of his direct punches to the head.

 

Don't hate yourself, Willie, and don't ever let the douche patrol on this board make you think this movie will not kick ass.

It will. And anyone who says otherwise has watched too many Hugh Grant flicks to have a valid opinion.

 

And just for the record, I loved Rambo I, II and III so I'm sure I'll be in the seats at the local cinemas the first day Rambo IV comes out.

 

Or maybe it will suck. That doesn't mean the original doesn't kick ass. It means this is probably the same old shit, except Sly is older and this one looks a bit bloodier.

 

Personally, I'm waiting for "Deke DaSilva"

Maybe "Robert Hatch"