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Finally, some good news on the medical front

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

  2. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Well, I know what I'm doing during my lunch break.
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Not getting prostate cancer?
  4. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    I've had more than one private physician relay this information to me, without prompting. Have fun -- but I was surprised at such frankness, until I had a moment to reflect, and came to the conclusion that this mode of "preventive
    medicine" made a world of sense.
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I will live forever.
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    It's wise to take healthy living into your own hands.
  7. If my math is correct, I'm two-thirds less likely to develop the cancer.
  8. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    If mine is correct I'm 100% safe, but I may go blind.
  9. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    And sex wouldn't?
  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Where do you find time to work?
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Now that's a good point. What if you were getting it as often as, say, a serial self-lover? In that case, shouldn't a guy like Ron Jeremy be immune from this disease?
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