Finally, a reason to watch women's basketball

Welcome to the new Bikini Basketball League! It's like the WNBA, but with hot chicks! We hope...

Seems to be pretty much what it sounds like, except skeezier. Even the team names -- the Atlanta Fleet Angels, Miami Spice, New York Knockouts, Hollywood Hotties, Orlando Lady Cats, L.A. Ice and Chicago Desire -- sound like stripper names.
I hear they still can't dunk, but they can climb up the basket support using only their legs and drop the ball in while hanging upside down.

https://twitter.com/bikiniball

 

I always had a dream when I was a teenager that models would play naked basketball, wearing only colored fabric around the midsection to identify their team. All the goodies would show.

I guess this is close enough.

 

Better than lingerie football. Don't have all those pesky pads to get in the way! Maybe they'll go on some Globetrotters schtick and pull the other team's drawers down occasionally.

 

Orlando has a team DJ.

That just screams classy.

 

Is DJ Kitty going to moonlight?

 

With the #1 pick ...

 

Nope. This dude.

https://twitter.com/djecruz

 

If there's ever any kind of semi-pro league with even a 10 percent connection to sports, you can bet Orlando will do whatever it takes to claim a team and hump it for everything it's worth. Which usually isn't much at all.

 

Oh snizzaps!

 

I remember Orlando's arena football team and the "get behind your team" billboard. How about a younger model in a defensive stance: "Let's run a backdoor play."

 

The potential for nudity is high.

 

Just like the WNBA, I will watch the 1st game ever and then forget it ever existed.