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Finally, a little good news

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by poindexter, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Lawyers are killing themselves in record numbers.


    And yet John Edwards still lives...
  2. silvercharm

    silvercharm Member

    Not very funny. There are more good lawyers out there than bad ones, and most of us are related or have a friend who is a lawyer.
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Take it up with Shakespeare
  4. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Outing Alert!

    Boom_70 is either Don Henley or Glenn Frey.
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    A good start.
  6. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Ther are no bad lawyers, just lawyers with bad haircuts [/maydaymalone]
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    From the title of the thread, I thought some hot-looking female teachers just got out of jail.
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Get over it
  9. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    The Eagles had a drug / party /something naughty reference pressed into one of their albums.

    Something 'in code' to the effect of they would stay upright until a certain time of the day, then all bets were off.

    Maybe I have Roger Clemens misremembered, but I'm going with it.

    Here ends your Eagles lesson of the day.
  10. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Can't wait for Yankee Fan to arrive and blame all the suicides on Caleb Hannan.
  11. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    No worries, Whitman's BLOG! is up and running and they are doing their dance over there.

    Back to Clemens, he wore one or two really ill-fitting suits in some of his court appearances.

    Never a bow tie, though, best of my recollection.
  12. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Cross threading, I need to know more about Frank Ridgeway's bow ties from thrift stores.

    Recent purchases?

    Bought years ago?

    Another thing, how many lawyers could pull off a bow tie during a trial?

    How would a jury respond to a lawyer wearing a bow tie?

    Would the bow tie distract from the lawyers work in front of the jury? Would the age of the lawyer wearing the bow tie come into play? Hello, Tucker Carlson?

    I'm not anti bow tie, just wondering
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