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Fetch beers? No. The fridge will deliver the beer.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member



    Possibly the only useful thing ever created at Duke University.
  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Next up, the combination recliner/toilet ...

  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Shame they were wasting it on Miller Lite.
  4. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    Getting up for a new beer is the perfect time to release the old beer. Or check the coals. Or check the meat. Or check to see if the girlfriend is still watching Sex in the City in the bedroom or if she's escaped for a trip to the beach. Or just to stretch your legs.

    Although, one day I would like to train a smart dog to open the fridge, grab a beer and bring it back. Forget slippers and the paper: "Max, fetch me a beer."
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    One of my best friends in college had a dog that could do that. He spent a fortune training the lab for hunting and apparently the beer thing was among the many skills it mastered.
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Was it Alex from Stroh's?
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That made me laugh very hard.
  8. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Ditto, IJAG
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Dammit, I need a smarter dog.
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I need a beer.
  11. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    If I had my wish, you could have yours. Well, only if you were over here.
  12. Me too. There's no way I ever remember that dog's name.

    Well done.
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