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Fess up, boys

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flash, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Which one of you was in Ottawa last night?


    An Ottawa woman awoke early Wednesday morning to find a man with his pants down watching pornography on her home computer.

    The woman in her 20s woke up around 4 a.m. to discover the partly-undressed stranger in her apartment on Langs Road, close to Montfort Hospital in the east end, according to an Ottawa police news release Thursday.

    The man fled through the front door of her apartment after she confronted him.

    Police are searching for a male about 30 years old, white, and about five foot six to five foot eight inches tall (168 to 173 centimetres), with a thin build.

    He had pale skin, short dark hair, and thick glasses.
  2. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Doesn't Jones live in the 'twa?
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'm 6-foot. Phew.
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    So you were there, you just weren't caught.
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'm swift like Bill.
  6. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    So it's true ... you WILL go blind.
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I think Mike's keyboard is Braille.
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    What? Type bigger.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I've never been to Ottawa.
  10. JR

    JR Active Member

    The glasses gave him away

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  11. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    It's sad about the kitties, though...
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Those kittens are looking remarkably healthy ...
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