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Ferris Bueller's Day Off alert!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jan 24, 2009.

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  1. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I weep for the future.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jan 24, 2009
    #25
  2. pressboxramblings07

    pressboxramblings07 Guest

    Ed: I don't trust that kid any farther than I could throw him.
    Grace: Well with your bad knee, Ed, I wouldn't be throwing anyone.
     
    pressboxramblings07, Jan 24, 2009
    #26
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jan 24, 2009
    #27
  4. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Nine times?
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jan 25, 2009
    #28
  5. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Uh, what country do you think this is?
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jan 25, 2009
    #29
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
     
    BYH, Jan 25, 2009
    #30
  7. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I heard that you've been feeling ill...
    Headaches, fever and the chills...
    I came to help restore your pluck...
    'Cuz I'm the nurse who likes to...*slam*
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jan 25, 2009
    #31
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Here poochie poochie pooch. Uncle Ed has a present for you, you little fucker.
     
    BYH, Jan 25, 2009
    #32
  9. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    What's the score?

    Nothin'-nothin'.

    Who's winning?

    The Bears.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jan 25, 2009
    #33
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "I also have a scorching case of herpes."
     
    BYH, Jan 25, 2009
    #34
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    The gig is up. Your ass is mine.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jan 25, 2009
    #35
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Hmmm. Where have I read that before?
     
    Killick, Jan 25, 2009
    #36
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