Fergie coming to Beaver Stadium

She just looks skanky to me. Must be the white tank top she always seems to be wearing. She's nasty-looking. And between "London Bridge" and her spelling bee songs, she's also unbelievably annoying. She showed a good voice in her last song ("Big Girls Don't Cry", I think?), I'll give her that, but "Glamorous" sounded like something that Jem would've sang.

 

I see. So you just don't like her music (I don't enjoy it either) and have thusly decided that she must be a skank based on the wearing of white tank tops.

It is settled then. Fergie must be a skank.

 

Fergie has admitted to being addicted to crystal meth when she was younger. Pains me to say I actually saw her talking about this on the fucking Tyra Banks show.

 

Right now. Turn the card in right fucking now.

 

Unless Tyra was topless during the show, there's no reason any man -- or woman, really -- should be watching that program.

 

Maybe skank isn't quite the right word. Maybe talentless, unsexy cocktease would be better. But "skanky" and "unsexy" are somewhat synonomous, no? Give me a break, I was ranting

She tries to portray herself as a sexy woman who won't have anything to do with you, yet you should want something to do with her just because she's good looking.
I think she's not very good-looking to begin with and actually looks a little trashy. That, combined with the attitude, makes her seem skanky. What's your definition of skanky, Pastor? Maybe we can resolve this.

 

Sorry. I was just going off of my definition. I think skanky means someone that sleeps around a lot.

In regards to her physical appearance, she’s not my type. I don’t like her all that much and her music sucks. So, there is no real appeal to me at all.

I just don’t want to lump her in the Spears category of trailer trash when there is nothing to support that.

 

Yeah, I'll agree she's not on the same skank-level as Brittany Spears. If the Skank Scale is like the Def-Con scale, Brittany would be at about Skank-con 2 right now. We're just waiting on the inevitable sex tape or Hustler spread to upgrade her to the highest level.
Fergie would be at Skank-con 4 or 5. A little skank in there, especially with her history with meth, but not as bad as some other folks.

 

Fergie = the most blatant Butterface of this decade.

 

For the record, Fergie's been with the same guy for eons, so slut, skank, et al. are the wrong words to describe her.

Maker of shitty music and possibly someone you don't find attractive, well, yes.

 

Much. Too. Fucking. Easy.

 

Ugh. Fergie.

She looks like a man and she pees her pants.

Her voice is okay but her songs are mostly awful. She's a Stefani clone.