Fergie coming to Beaver Stadium

Concert planned for Beaver Stadium the day before the Blue-White Game as part of a nationwide music/spring football extravapalooza. Paterno's got to love this.

http://www.centredaily.com/news/local/story/347439.html

 

Too. Fucking. Easy.

 

Before we get to the joke portion of the thread, it's really sad that this no-talent skank will probably sell the place out and make more off one concert than most of us will in a year. And then sing about how she's got it tough because it's hard to "keep it real" when you're "Fabulous".
All she fucking does is spell words in her songs. She's a cross between an annoying cheerleader at a high school pep rally and the slutty trailer park princess who may or may not (but probably does) have some sort of STD.
Hey, Fergie, here's a song idea for you — "Y-O-U-S-U-C-K".
God, I despise this woman.

 

Crystal meth queen.

 

No, that would be (cue the chant.... ) Aye-mee Wine-House (clap, clap, clap clap clap)...

 

I sense a wee bit of hostility.

 

This reminds me ... for anyone who doesn't know, the Miss Kansas Pageant is held annually at the Beaverdome in Pratt.

 

I’m not a fan of hers, but where the hell do the “skank” and “slutty trailer park princess” lines come from? Are there photos of her cooch online somewhere? Are you just guessing at this?

 

Fergie never looked better than she did in "Planet Terror"...after encountering the ghoulies.

 

"eyyyyyahhhhhhhhh, skanky girl comes to yer stadium and bitches the place up, whayyagonnado?"

 

I almost peed myself with excitement at this announcement.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e90/luluonthebridge/1036394169-Did_fergie_pee_her_pants.jpg

Oh, and while I hate most of her songs (London Bridge is a pox upon humanity), the girl does have a good voice.

 

That looks like an accident to me, bigpern.