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Federal Rebate Checks

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Italian_Stallion, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Not that I'm necessarily on the receiving end of any checks, but this doesn’t exactly work out. Someone is allowed to be against the idea yet still try to make it work on the hope that they are wrong.
     
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    How about if I sing you a song for every dollar?
     
  3. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Are you a good singer?
     
  4. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    Ok. "If I had a million dollars."

    $1. Go.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Not at all. But I make up for my complete lack of tonal color with increased volume.
     
  6. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    Haven't you always wanted a mon-Key?
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Well, his "financial help" would be more along the line of getting worker's comp for being injured while doing his job.

    Would you assume that someone who is disabled and collecting worker's comp was living the good life?
     
  8. Why stop at $800 or $1,200. Let's think big. The government should give us each checks for $25,000.

    No, wait, fuck that. $10,000. Why not?

    Let's keep going and going.

    I want money! Where's my fucking money!?!?
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Zeke,

    I implore you to give this stimulation a chance. Be a good American and buy a bunch of Chinese crap from Wal-Mart and create a bunch of new jobs.
     
  10. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    Yeah. That's exactly what I said and meant. I meant that he's a lucky son of a bitch, getting to sit around all day and watch TV. Lucky bastard.
     
  11. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    I'm going to buy 100 sweatshop-made polo shirts at Wal-Mart.
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Perhaps they could have just given the money directly to Wal-Mart, and eliminated the middle man.

    No, actually I plan on investing my money prudently into a small dildo business, which, with the blessed help of the Invisible Hand, will one day make me a millionaire. Talk about stimulating the economy...

    That, or maybe some NASCAR memorobilia.
     
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