FBI Terrorism Unit Raids Largest Muslim Charity in US

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The over/under date for when the case quietly falls apart is November 7.

 

I bet they get convictions.

What are the stakes?

 

Where are the indictments for that Mackinac Bridge thing? That was big, too, right? I mean they had cell phones! And snapshots!

 

And the guy who was going to use a blowtorch to bring down the Brooklyn Bridge.

 

They had yellow cake.

Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with some yellow cake?!

 

And a couple of guys with box cutters plotted to kill thousands.

 

And, therefore, we must believe every spook story that comes out of an administration that pissed away its credibility on the topic long ago.

 

What? When was that? Why wasn't I told?

I'm sure once you and Boom get that bill passed to ship all the "Muslim-Americans" back to Muslimistan, things can back to normal around here. And a man'll be able to fly commercial with his own goddamn toothpaste again, the way God intended. Until then, just keep brushing your teeth with the Bill of Rights.

 

The ones who run the news stands and drive cabs can stay - as long as they promise to shower and clip their toe nails every day.

 

They want to send them all to Dearborn?