FBI, SEC investigate Mickelson in insider trading probe

They're really aiming at Carl Icahn, but they met Mickelson as he was finishing his round at The Memorial on Thursday. Also a target is Mickelson's buddy, noted gambler Billy Walters.

As if Phil wasn't white enough, the key trade appears to involve Clorox.

http://online.wSportsJournalists.com/articles/fbi-sec-probe-trading-of-carl-icahn-billy-walters-phil-mickelson-1401492772

Maybe he will end up moving out of California!

 

Sheesh that was well done!

 

Martha Stewart can give him some jail cell decorating advice.

 

I wonder what he knew about those Patriots?

 

Fuck I'm Guilty, Just Ask Me.

 

I thought it was

Turd, I'm Guilty ...

 

Book it: Mickelson never sees the inside of a jail.
Ever.

 

I hope to God the FBI has a codename for Phil.

 

Because we worship our sports icons, but hate Martha?

 

Hefty Lefty is taken.

 

On Thursday, Mickelson finished bogey-double bogey-double bogey. Then the SEC introduces itself on the way to the scorer's tent. Now THAT'S a bad round.

 

I must add that I was off the grid yesterday (at the theater!) and missed this story when it first broke. But when I picked up the Wall Street Journal on my doorstep this morning and saw the headline "Stock Probe Eyes Icahn, Gambler, Top Golfer" I knew immediately without reading further it was Mickelson. And so did everybody else who's followed golf for more than an hour and a half.