Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

" ... I didn't tell you to put the balm on!"

 

I liked that episode in which they were all completely unlikeable, and the show had no point and it was just inane stupidity.

Oh wait...


(Come on! SOMEONE had to do it!)

 

Hey! That sounds like us!! ;D

(j/k everybody, of course we're all eminently lovable, some of us more so than others :-*)

 

I am partial to the epsisode that involves Jerry's car being stolen by his mechanic and Kramer chasing after the mechanic in the mail truck. The Kennedy golf clubs part is a riot, and, of course, it ends with Newman and a the farmgirl.

 

That was a good episode. Almost as good as the one in which Jerry has a new girlfriend, Kramer has a wacky get-rich-quick scheme, George is scamming people and Elaine is just an annoying bitch.

 

Aaaaahhh!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!

 

Double J, it was the brother if George's girlfriend who accused George of double-dipping. That one also had George trying to get a copy of the death certificate so he could get a break from the airline.

"I'm Keith Hernandez, I won 12 Gold Gloves. I won the MVP. Kiss her.

 

"Who does this guy think he is?"

"I'm Keith Hernandez."

 

Well, there's officially no chance for us.

 

Same here, liking Seinfeld is a requirment for any girlfriend/ friend. I've found that for some reason women don't like the show as much as guys, but if they don't like it at all, it probably ain't gonna work.

 

You have to love a smitten Marisa Tomei telling George "How is it a guy like you -- so bald, so quirky -- doesn't have a girlfriend?"