Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

You don't know how many times some situation will come up and I'll say "You know, this happened on Seinfeld."

 

I had sex with your wife.

 

Hey nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel!

 

It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle.

 

You're not Chinese!

 

My favorite Seinfeld episode is the "Cigar Store Indian" and the Winona girl.

Hu-yah, hu-yah, hu-yah, ha, ho-ha, huy-yah ha.

It's kitschy!

 

"You're friends with the urinator!"

 

Jimmy's going to put the moves on Elaine.

 

TBS last night showed the one with Kramer driving the Rosses in the hansom cab after feeding Rusty the horse some beefareno. Great scene with Kramer and the Rosses unable to take the smell.

That was also the one where Jerry stole the marble rye from the old lady, the one who later showed up in Florida voting Morty Seinfeld out of office as president of the rental community.

"You old bag."

 

Soup Nazi.

Jerry's in line with his girlfriend and she gets thrown out of line.

GF: Come on Jerry let's go.

Jerry: (pondering whether to be loyal to his GF or stay in line, chooses the latter)
Um, do I know you?

 

Hey, your lights are on!
It's a funeral procession.

 

The "Pez dispenser" episode, when George's musician girlfriend finds out Elaine was the one laughing at the concert, and starts to leave:

GF: "I ..... am breaking up with .... YOU!"
George: "You can't break up with me! I got hand!"
Now ex-GF: "And you're gonna need it."