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Favorite Euphemisms

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Funny stuff Big Dog. Try taking some and making into to sentence. Its jolly good fun

    jr gave Damon Allen a Shower Spank

    jr was caught shaking hands with Damon Allen
  2. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Boomer, you've got to use at least 2 in a sentence.

    JR was wrestling the bald-headed champ and wound up spreading the mayo with Damon Allen.
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    How about, "Boom cuffed the puppy and Big Dog was so jealous he snapped the whip and they both busted a nut. Then they hoovered the mess."
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I'd like to know: Who came up with the world class stupid euphemism, 'sleeping together'??

    'Didja nail her?'
    'Nah, we were sleeping together.'

  5. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Love the use of "Didja." Yeah, I see this one getting slammed shut shortly.
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

    Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    While jr was whipping his one eyed wonder weisel he was also shucking damon
  8. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Shucking Damon? That's priceless.
  9. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes. :)
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    My friends in college used "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Hey spoop go wrestle the bald headed chump will ya
  12. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Oh, you called me spoop.. that makes me.. wait, I don't really give a fuck what you call me.
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