Favorite "Christ on a ..." Phrase

Lot's of examples to choose from. Let me know if i should add more.

Links:

Christ on a toothpick -- Decadent

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/3769097/


Christ on a crutch -- Moddy

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/2370807/


Jesus Christ on a bike -- Dyno

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/3192050/


Holy Jesus Christ On A Vibrator -- Fenian

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1332386/


Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick -- Fenian

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1326119/


Jesus Christ on the cross -- Zeke

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/38177/


Jesus H. Christ on a tap-dancing camel -- 2muchcoffeeman

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1684236/


Jesus Flaming Christ on a plutonium-powered pogo stick -- Starman

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1836574/


Holy Christ on a Crapstick -- MertWindu

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1081962/


Jesus H. Christ on a moped -- Fenian

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/2252594/


Jesus Christ on a cracker -- Omar_dont_scare

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1232242/

 

Summer sheep has started already?

 

I am glad we've already celebrated Easter before this thread resurrected Christ.

 

Christ on a board whore. :

 

Not quite the same but I have a soft spot for JR's "Since Christ was a cowboy".

 

This thread is an assault on Christians.