Favorite board game?

NO! I mean ... yes. I mean NO!

I mean ... I made the whole thing up! Just another wacky non-sequitor. We all had a good laugh didn't we! The truth is when I was in high school, I got laid every day with my girlfriend from Canada. And her girlfriend ... from Greenland.

(uncomfortable silence)

Hey look! Dooley just called someone a virgin!

 

Just go sign up already, dammit. I am bored playing the folks there, especially the ones that keep ganging up on me.

 

Apples to Apples.

 

The Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

 

Outing alert: Bubbler is really Mayfly.

 

I liked playing Connect Four with the kids. Does that count?

Wife absolutely hated Scruples because I was such a good liar.

 

Connect Four is a great, great game. It counts in my book.

 

I was a stud at Trivial Pursuit.

Now, does Strat-a-Matic count as a board game?[/releasethehounds]

 

If Ouija counts as a "board game" then that's my favorite.

If it doesn't, then I vote for: Memory or Sorry!

 

No need to apologize.

 

Michael Jackson asked the same thing.