FAU announcer melts down on air, challenges rest of the media to a fight

Where is Jay Mariotti when we need him?

 

Just wondering why there's a need to challenge anyone, in any fashion. Life's too short.

 

I'm just happy to be a member of the board on days like this when people bring up Gregg Doyel fights and Greg shows up and gets angry. This is fun.

 

Gregg Doyel ponce punched a whole in a cow just to see what was on gthe other side...

 

Oh shit, you left off a "G" from his first name. He's totally going to go MMA on you for that.

 

That's his schtick. It's kind of grown on me.

 

It's nice when you see somebody who doesn't take the whole world of sports and sports "journalism" as seriously as a heart attack. Thanks, Ace.

 

He ate at his Steakhouse once.

 

I like your onion line. Do you work with other fruits and vegetables as well?

 

I don't know, seems random to me. Two former assistants coached there? With as long as Shula coached, I'm sure you could say that for just about any school in the country.

It just seems funny. I'd be like naming the Western Illinois-Southern Illinois game the Halas Bowl because George Halas took a piss in Macomb, Ill. once.

 

I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?

 

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND CLOSERS ROOOOL!!!!