Father, 61; daughter, 39

I am a typing jigsaw.

 

Sounds like it doesn't take a jigsaw master to put together the family tree though...

 

I'm betting on "nope."

 

It's OK...that's how it is where I grew up too (Idaho). That's why I have to use an AC Slater avatar instead of showing my face. That and the fact that someone was already using Zack...

 

Do I have some competition on my hands? It won't be pretty, Albert. I can assure you of that.

 

Dude, Albert Clifford won that fight senior year...and if you think about it, if it wasn't for Zack's obsessive love for Kelly, she totally would've/should've been with Slater (super jock with the head cheerleader...seriously).

On the other hand, you have a rich, pretty preppy boy obsessed with his image and scheming his way to as much money as possible...and there's a rich, pretty girl obsessed with her image and trying to spend as much money as possible. You really think Zack and Lisa weren't made for each other?

 

Oh my god. Mikey is a Mogwai, and apparently someone let him get wet.

Now there are two of him.

 

Wow, two SBTB freaks. O happy day.

 

That made me laugh EXTREMELY hard.

For the love of fuck, just don't feed him now. It's even after midnight on the west coast.

 

Apparently it was too much for Mikey to handle as well...

 

I got distracted by Roseanne. I'll refute momentarily.

 

Actually, Mikey's jigsaw post from earlier in this thread has me believing he kidnapped Petrie but decided to make him his apprentice once he survived his torture. Petrie wanted to live so badly he actually devised a way out of Mikey's apartment and the 168-hour Saved By The Bell Marathon.

Mikey 2: coming to a theatre near you at Halloween.