"Faster....faster!! I'm almost there!!!!"

No. I've never heard these words uttered in my presence.

 

Jeez, did neither one of you pay attention in school.

It's 4 liters.

My gues is that you're both products of the public school system.

 

Not liters, moran. Hectares.

 

But what's the equivalent in toques?

 

Was there a map of Hawaii on the GPS?

 

Tebow help him if he was riding in the car with boys.

 

You beat me too it. The funniest thing to ever happen at work was the jokes that came out of the sports desk the night we all read about this.

If I remember correctly, he was watching porn and hit a parked car, while speeding and drunk.

The cops found him a few miles down the road doing the deed once more.

 

I believe it is in some states. I recall some parents groups getting in an uproar after that very thing happened a few times.

 

My bad, you're right, forgot to divide by a hogshead.

 

"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

 

I swear to God I saw a guy in a convertible in St. Louis getting a blow job last night on I-70. Just kind of gave him an approving nod as I drove on.

 

C'mon, you gotta have a 1,000-word masterpiece on this.