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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Jul 20, 2009.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Cops pulled over a speeding driver on Saturday.....to find that he was watching porn on a portable DVD player while driving.


    The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details - how fast the guy was going, the title of the movie, etc. ;D
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Lays of Thunder?
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    The Fast and the Curious?
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Spanky and the Bandit?
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Stroker Ace?

    Wait, that was a real movie. So was Gone in 60 Seconds.
  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I saw someone stopped at an intersection once with the back seat passengers watching pron on a ceiling-mounted DVD player. It was clear as day, which left me wondering whether it is illegal -- imagine having your kids in the car and seeing that.
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Mother, Jugs and Speed
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Cum cum now

    (That was the name of the musical in the film The First Nudie Musical, which had Ron Howard and Cindy Williams (Shirley) in it.)
  9. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    On Golden Blonde?
    Shaving Ryan's Privates?
  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    This article says he was going 140kph which, by my math puts his speed at about 280 miles-per-hour.

    From: http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/canada/2009/07/20/10197276.html
  11. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    Doesn't see the big deal...

  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Your math is wrong. It's more like 95 milligrams.
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