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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Jul 20, 2009.

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  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Cops pulled over a speeding driver on Saturday.....to find that he was watching porn on a portable DVD player while driving.

    http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/668984

    The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details - how fast the guy was going, the title of the movie, etc. ;D
     
    Double J, Jul 20, 2009
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  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Lays of Thunder?
     
    PeteyPirate, Jul 20, 2009
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  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    The Fast and the Curious?
     
    PeteyPirate, Jul 20, 2009
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  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Spanky and the Bandit?
     
    Inky_Wretch, Jul 20, 2009
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  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Stroker Ace?

    Wait, that was a real movie. So was Gone in 60 Seconds.
     
    PeteyPirate, Jul 20, 2009
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  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I saw someone stopped at an intersection once with the back seat passengers watching pron on a ceiling-mounted DVD player. It was clear as day, which left me wondering whether it is illegal -- imagine having your kids in the car and seeing that.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jul 20, 2009
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  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Mother, Jugs and Speed
     
    Buck, Jul 20, 2009
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  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Cum cum now


    (That was the name of the musical in the film The First Nudie Musical, which had Ron Howard and Cindy Williams (Shirley) in it.)
     
    dooley_womack1, Jul 20, 2009
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  9. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    On Golden Blonde?
    Shaving Ryan's Privates?
     
    crusoes, Jul 20, 2009
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  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    This article says he was going 140kph which, by my math puts his speed at about 280 miles-per-hour.

    From: http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/canada/2009/07/20/10197276.html
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jul 20, 2009
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  11. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    Doesn't see the big deal...

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    Iron_chet, Jul 20, 2009
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  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Your math is wrong. It's more like 95 milligrams.
     
    PeteyPirate, Jul 20, 2009
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