Fast Times at Ridgemont High alert!!!!!

Greatest Teen Movie of All Time is on Comedy Central right now.

No BS plot, no one "came of age." Just a typical year of high school. Real as can be. Of course, it was based on Crowes' book about spending a year undercover as a high school student . . .

Never matched, never will be.

The TV version stays funny as it replaces swearing and sex scenes with more phone conversations between Linda and Stacy.

 

Mike Damone is a little prick.

And someone page BYH on the Squier Phone.

 

I think this one is unedited!!

"Hamilton?? Come over here. What are you doing??"

 

It's the Secret Stash version?! We get to see Phoebe Cates' titties?!

 

"You are a wuss. Part wimp and part pussy."

Damone just said it. Good indication it's unedited!!

 

Anyone else think that the Ron Johnson guy was the biggest fucktard?

"So ... am I gonna get to first base?"

 

Not quite. They edited Stacy's out.

If Phoebe Cates is your cup of tea, rent the movie Paradise. Haven't seen it in 20 years, but it's a classic Blue Lagoon knockoff with Willie Aames and two differences: 1. Phoebe Cates trumps Brooke Shields without a fight; 2. The female lead does not use a body double the whole time.

 

You're right, Mr. Spicoli, it is our time.

 

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

 

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

 

There's no birthday party for me here!

 

Learning about Cuba and having some food.