Fast Times alert!!! Right now!! HBOComedy!

"When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?"
"About a quart or so."

Fifteen minutes in. Wash off the stench of Fallon with the greatest movie ever made.

 

Four Best Actor Oscars.... what great trivia.

 

And Jennifer Jason Leigh has been one of the great indie actresses of the last quarter century as well.

Oh no, Stacy's gonna go meet Ron Johnson.

 

Ron Johnson is smooth as sandpaper.

And "Somebody's Baby," as used here, is one of the all-time great soundtrack songs.

 

People on ludes should not drive.

 

This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back.

 

If you don't watch it mister, I'm gonna kick 100 percent of your ass!

 

Hope you had a helluva piss, Arnold!!!

 

"Now this is most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

 

"Make up your mind dude. Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?"

 

BYH ALERT: Phoebe Cates is about to leave the pool.

 

OK, back to Two and a Half Men.