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Fantasy baseball names running thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Hammer Pants, Feb 22, 2009.

  1. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    It's almost spnited's favorite time of the year!

    As everyone prepares for their annual fantasy baseball draft(s), I think a running thread for team name ideas is in order.

    My one, longstanding, NL-only keeper league has fixed franchise names, but I think I'm naming my new league's franchise, "Waddle Hard: The Bobby Cox Story." Maybe "Waddle Hard: Bobby Cox," if the first name is too long.

    I thought about naming it "Felix's Cream Pies" in honor of my old college roommate who probably set a world record for porn downloads, but then Pie got traded from the Cubs and I heard one of the other guys in the league was obnoxiously religious.

    What say you, SportsJournalists.com nation? I'm anxiously awaiting replies from some of you. I know y'all have it in you. Don't let me down.
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Young and Stupid
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I'm partial to something like "Ryan Howard's Dancing Turkey Neck."

    http://deadspin.com/5011055/ryan-howard-and-his-dancing-turkey-neck

    (very descriptive, so be careful if you're at work, but the art is all SFW)
     
  4. Dempster Divers
     
  5. Speaking of fantasy names, are you going to rejoin our league, Hammer?
     
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Cousin Yuri's dirty syringes
     
  7. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Refried Bean Balls.
     
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    spnited's Poo Boiz
     
  9. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    I was the Bukake Bomb Squad one year. I was so embarassed at my level of immaturity that I renamed my team the Ax Wound All Stars.
     
  10. Cumguzzling Moderators
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's my name in the NIAFL.

    What I really want is too long (that's what she says): Razor Shines Like It Does. Even getting rid of the spaces doesn't work. Damn you Yahoo! Damn you to hell!!
     
  12. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Bang Gang Gang Bang
     
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