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Fantasy baseball names running thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Hammer Pants, Feb 22, 2009.

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  1. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    It's almost spnited's favorite time of the year!

    As everyone prepares for their annual fantasy baseball draft(s), I think a running thread for team name ideas is in order.

    My one, longstanding, NL-only keeper league has fixed franchise names, but I think I'm naming my new league's franchise, "Waddle Hard: The Bobby Cox Story." Maybe "Waddle Hard: Bobby Cox," if the first name is too long.

    I thought about naming it "Felix's Cream Pies" in honor of my old college roommate who probably set a world record for porn downloads, but then Pie got traded from the Cubs and I heard one of the other guys in the league was obnoxiously religious.

    What say you, SportsJournalists.com nation? I'm anxiously awaiting replies from some of you. I know y'all have it in you. Don't let me down.
     
    Hammer Pants, Feb 22, 2009
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  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Young and Stupid
     
    PeteyPirate, Feb 22, 2009
    #2
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I'm partial to something like "Ryan Howard's Dancing Turkey Neck."

    http://deadspin.com/5011055/ryan-howard-and-his-dancing-turkey-neck

    (very descriptive, so be careful if you're at work, but the art is all SFW)
     
    imjustagirl, Feb 22, 2009
    #3
  4. The Good Doctor

    The Good Doctor Guest

    Dempster Divers
     
    The Good Doctor, Feb 22, 2009
    #4
  5. The Good Doctor

    The Good Doctor Guest

    Speaking of fantasy names, are you going to rejoin our league, Hammer?
     
    The Good Doctor, Feb 22, 2009
    #5
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Cousin Yuri's dirty syringes
     
    sportschick, Feb 22, 2009
    #6
  7. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Refried Bean Balls.
     
    mustangj17, Feb 22, 2009
    #7
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    spnited's Poo Boiz
     
    forever_town, Feb 22, 2009
    #8
  9. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    I was the Bukake Bomb Squad one year. I was so embarassed at my level of immaturity that I renamed my team the Ax Wound All Stars.
     
    Shaggy, Feb 22, 2009
    #9
  10. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Cumguzzling Moderators
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Feb 22, 2009
    #10
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's my name in the NIAFL.

    What I really want is too long (that's what she says): Razor Shines Like It Does. Even getting rid of the spaces doesn't work. Damn you Yahoo! Damn you to hell!!
     
    BYH, Feb 22, 2009
    #11
  12. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Bang Gang Gang Bang
     
    kokane_muthashed, Feb 22, 2009
    #12
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