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Fair Trade Coffee?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Boom_70, Nov 3, 2006.

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  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Flash
    Park your car. Walk in.

    You'll be out before the third guy in line gets his coffee
     
    JR, Nov 3, 2006
    #25
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    ROFLMAO!! I did that the other day when I was craving a half-coffee, half French vanilla capuccino! Kicked ass all over that damn drive-thru!

    Seriously, I pass by three Timmy's on the morning commute and they're more backed up than an 85-year-old who's run out of prune juice.
     
    Flash, Nov 3, 2006
    #26
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, some of us do. I'll hang out in any coffeehouse, including a Starbucks.
    And I just had a Cuban coffee that was very fucking good, fair trade or shade grown or shit sifted or whatever.

    I've been called a granola-crunching, birkenstock wearing, coffee sipping hippie asshole before. Nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
    I still don't know jack about fair trade. I just drink it.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 3, 2006
    #27
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Moddy said fuck.
     
    Flash, Nov 3, 2006
    #28
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Not to threadjack or anything, but does birkenstock make bowling shoes?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Nov 4, 2006
    #29
  6. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Hippies don't bowl. Having your name on your shirt is too much like wearing a uniform.
     
    PeteyPirate, Nov 4, 2006
    #30
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Cue the scene from Lethal Weapon 2 ...

    Leo Getz: They FUCK you at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

    :D
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Nov 4, 2006
    #31
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Don't get me started about the night I went for a Big Mac combo and got home with a Filet-O-Fish!!!
     
    Flash, Nov 4, 2006
    #32
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

     
    novelist_wannabe, Nov 4, 2006
    #33
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    You should be grateful they're looking out for your health.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 4, 2006
    #34
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

     
    Mystery_Meat, Nov 4, 2006
    #35
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    But the FOF (ahem, the Filet-O-Flash was served later ;) ) is the grossest thing on the menu.
     
    Flash, Nov 4, 2006
    #36
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