Facebook is getting heated

I find Viagra-fueled Dick kind of boring.

 

When I was still on Facebook, I had to unfriend a couple I had known since high school that did this. They would post annoying little loving messages to each other from the same account, so it was like one account talking to itself over and over. When I told them how weird it was, they asked why I was threatened by their love.

 

So does Mrs. Whitman.

 

In the couple of combo Facebook couples I see, they mostly use it to communicate out to friends and family -- not with each other. I don't like it because I'd like to interact with a person, not a couple. Is that my sister posting photos at the truck show or her "significant other?"

 

Is that where you tell her about celebrities who died five years ago?

 

Oh, that Andy Rooney. I get hot just thinking about him.

 

Could there be a more Dick Whitman quote than this? I don't think so.

 

I don't know. I'm kind of liking Overflowing With Machismo Dick.

 

Dick Whitman is the new JDV.

 

Seeing non-evangelicals do it, as well. In the back of my mind, I think "What did he do?"

 

Provably. Demonstrably.

 

Your Valentine's Day cards really get her in the mood?