Facebook facepalms

I've learned not to de-friend people, but simply block the updates if they annoy me. Unfortunately, I don't have any friends whose lives are trainwrecks. So FB for me is fairly boring. I need more screwed up friends to entertain me.

Oh, and my posts are intentionally stupid.

 

I like reading the Facebook walls for Comcast and DirecTV. It's funny to read what people are so angry about regarding TV service.

 

I think you'll be much happier with Ryan Gosling [/crossthread]

 

It all starts with parents waiting in line all night get the kidlets into the "right" preschool, lest they not get into Harvard or Yale ...

 

I've learned through Facebook I have way too many "friends" who are teachers. Nine months of how crazy their kids drive them and begging for a snow days followed by three months of how much they miss their kids.

 

I can't think of anything less courteous on the thing than the guy who rants about politics every day. Every freaking day. The equivalent of ripping a fart at the table.

I'd rather see a picture of what you're having for dinner or hear about the traffic jam you're in.

 

"Exploring ♥ like always"

Cool story, Facebook girl.

 

I normally love reveling the misery of others (how many times can one person be sick in a month?), but these are the ones that really bother me ...

"nothing like getting a phone call at midnight from your father, who is staying at your ski house, telling you there is a fire in the chimney and the fire department is on their way! WTF!"

But the comment that followed was pretty funny: "you and your white people problems."

 

I have a cousin who is bi-bolar and has interesting Facebook posts -- it's Bible verses one day and getting drunk and blowing $500 at Bingo the next.

 

bi-bolar?

 

Can bowl from either side. Makes it much easier when you've just got the 7 or 10 standing for a spare.