Facebook facepalms

It makes you look like you have more skin?

 

Perhaps it has an effect on the amount of clothing being worn.

 

Here's one:


"Water is leaking. Inducing me now. Will update asap."


That's a little more than I needed to know. Just tell me when Junior or Aymiee shows up in the warm blanket looking for a nipple.

 

That reminds me -- one of my extremely overzealous Facebook friends posted a picture of her breastfeeding once.

There's an image that you can't unsee.

 

My HS gym teacher (who is no longer a teacher) just posted a video that says Obama is a card-carrying member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

 

There is always the non-pregnancy related TMI. For example, this guy I used to work with:

 

Gay friend of mine has two cats and his world would be shattered if one or both of the little darlings packed it in. I will reference that awesome line if and when that happens.

 

I totally Facebooked from the delivery room, high as a fucking kite. I think my initial post was "Does anybody know if this is supposed to hurt?"

 

I will tolerate people writing about their children, but I don't want to hear how cute your niece or nephew is.

 

A friend of a friend did the same thing. Except damn near every one of her photos involves her breastfeeding her ... wait for it ... 4-year-old son and toddler.

 

Today is an especially fun day on FB, what with dozens of nitwits bitching and moaning or annoyingly self-congratulating in regard to signing day.

"I'm so happy this player I've never seen is going to vault my favorite team into third place in its division! This is the greatest day since my child was born .. and it's really close! Haha."

"I can't believe this 18-year-old kid is such a jerk! How dare he turn down a chance to win 7 games and go to the Liberty Bowl! It's in Memphis. They have BBQ!"

 

Come on, people. Let's see some actual statuses that make you just shake your head!